So I asked ChatGPT: What should I make fun of for my Toast to the Lassies? ChatGPT answered: Go ask Silke.
Thus, I asked Silke, and she suggested Artificial Intelligence.
Okay that last part is true, but otherwise I did not use AI or ChatGPT – I swear.
Can Artificial Intelligence match Scottish Intelligence?
What does AI know about Scotland and know about wooing Scottish lassies?
Let’s see.
Please ChatGPT, can you tell me
How to see the Loch Ness monster?
Drink five whiskeys in a row.
Please ChatGPT, can you tell me
Who is in charge in a Highland household?
Whoever has the pants on.
Please ChatGPT, can you tell me
Why did the Scottish lassie buy two pairs of shoes?
One pair to look good in and one to walk in.
Please ChatGPT, can you tell me
What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
I looked, but I'm sorry, I couldn't find anything.
So, in all gender-balance fairness, I also asked:
Please ChatGPT, can you tell me
What do the lassies wear under their tartan skirts?
How dare you?! Have you no shame?!
And I got slapped.
Please ChatGPT, can you tell me
What kind of flowers should I give my lassie?
Take the beloved Scottish national flower. Give her a bouquet of thistles.
Please ChatGPT,
Write me a love poem in the style of Robert Burns.
My love is like a red, red haggis.
That’s newly cooked in January.
Please ChatGPT, can you tell me
What love songs can I play on my bagpipe to serenade my bonnie lassie?
- Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
- Don't Break My Heart
- Girl, I’m Gonna Miss You
- Time to Say Good-Bye
Please ChatGPT, can you tell me
What topics should I talk about with my lassie?
Ask her if she likes animals, like how often she has seen the Loch Ness monster.
Please ChatGPT,
What do you recommend for a romantic evening of entertainment with my lassie?
Take her out for dancing and go to a Ceilidh.
Well finally, a decent answer!
So, Gentlemen: Raise your glasses!
To the Lassies. Who have the truly intelligent answers.
To the Lassies!
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